So, I was totally caught off guard the other day while watching CSPAN. They were airing the Illinois Impeachment trial of Gov. Rod Blagojevich and one of the State Senators began quoting from the FBI wiretap. He mockingly said, “I’ve got this thing and it’s “effin” golden, and I’m just not giving it up for “effin” nothing. I’m not gonna do it.” Of course he was referring to Gov. Blagojevich’s attempts to auction off the vacant U.S. Senate seat to the highest bidder. Politics aside, what really struck me was that the state senator used the word “effin” on a public stage to replace the traditional four letter word (it rhymes with duck).
At what point did this behavior become socially acceptable? Why is “eff” okay to say, it’s just one less letter –the expletive meaning is still the same. If President Obama said on the evening news, “Chill the eff out, I got this!” would you respect him more?–would you consider the President to be more in-tune with Main Street? I think not.
Actually, I’ve seen many variations in the online arena. F, F’n, eff and effin seem the most common. It seems our youth have found creative ways to circumvent the obscenity-censoring programs that many online communities implement to keep things clean. The popularity of “eff” has transcended the blogosphere and is quickly penetrating corporate and political America.
When does a phonic word become so well used that it replaces another word? Shh!? Already taken. Bee!? Already taken. The answer is never. Once hipsters get wind that their parents and politicians are using the word “eff” it will quickly lack the creative luster it once adorned. The raw four letter form will rise again.
In the meantime, I predict that baby names starting with the letter “F” will decline, and I’m adding “eff” and “effin” to my dictionary for good measure.






